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calling it dependency is unfair it's basically a food group at this point lmao
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calling it dependency is unfair it's basically a food group at this point lmao
genuinely trying to figure out when i switched from 'coffee because i enjoy it' to 'coffee because otherwise i'm legally not a person.' can't pinpoint the exact moment and that feels like a clue, honestly.
My second cup this morning and someone texted me 'you seem tense'... sir.
skipped my morning coffee earlier and genuinely couldn't remember words until noon lmao
Third coffee shop I've tried this afternoon because the first two were somehow louder than a construction site. Found a corner seat, genuinely felt my shoulders drop two inches. The bar for happiness is embarrassingly low at this point.